Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Mysterious Booms

So, I know I'm not the only one who's been hearing these mysterious booms, so I began to wonder what was causing them. Remember the really big boom a few weeks ago? Well, I have reasons to believe that this noise was the sound of a gigantic, alien spacecraft entering our atmosphere. They entered under an invisibility shield and are now hiding out. The smaller booms we've been hearing are the small alien ships coming to and from the hidden mother-ship, but the question remains: what are they doing here? If anyone has any information regarding the aliens, contact me.

This is a joke article.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Keebler Max

Keebler Max was the greatest cat I've ever had. He was my bestest buddy that was always around when I needed him. I loved him with all my heart. Just this morning I was remembering some of the funny little things he used to do. I remember how he would play with anything, a light, a ball of paper, anything. He would play fetch. I remember when I took him outside once and his tail got so puffy! I remember one time when my uncle made a cat toy out of a wire clothes hanger, a broken guitar string, and a ball of paper, and Keebler chased that thing around until he was too tired to keep running! I miss him. I miss his big ears, his fat belly, the little white smiley face he had on his tummy, his eager willingness to snuggle... He would always let me hold him. I can't begin to count how many times he would just fall asleep in my arms, or I would fall asleep holding him. He would snuggle with me when I felt sick and when I was upset. He was the best cat ever. I still miss him terribly. I hope he's happy in Kitty Heaven, wreaking havoc on everyone's feet and crushing them under his 18 lb belly.


RIP Keebs

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Japanese Animated Crap

I resent every time my brother calls these shoes Japanese Animated Crap. I love them. I love Inuyasha, Howl's Moving Castle, Kiki's Delivery Service, Dragon Ball Z, Spirited Away, Castle in the Sky, Nausica of the Valley of the Wind, One Piece, Ruroni Kenshin, Princesss Mononoke, and I must say that, just because it's Japanese and animated, does not make it crap, Robbie!

I do admit, though, sometimes they overdo the sound effects (grunts, growling, etc) and, come on people, if you're going to pay people a ton of money to do all this, at least make them move the character's mouths in a semi-believable way. Has anyone else noticed that when they watch this stuff? Other than that, I love the animation. I think my favorite is Castle in the Sky, as far as beautiful animation goes. I also love the details included in the movie Howl's Moving Castle (though, maybe a little less detail on the Witch of the Waste [Andy, you know what I'm talking about! ;-)]).

Personally, I love anime-style, especially compared to the latest cartoons you see on day-time cartoon channels, like Cartoon Network and Nickolodeon. I think those two channels are having a contest to see who can come up with the stupidest, worst-animated show. Tell me, what do you think is the worst show you've ever seen (as far as animation goes)?

Vote Here!

Friday, November 5, 2010

Lobsters

I just wanted to say that I think that it would suck to be a lobster, like the ones in the tank at Walmart. Think about it. Your claws get all tied up and your stuck in this container day and night, crawling over your fellow lobsters and seeing these strange creatures looking at you through the glass. Then, every so often, a lobster is taken and never seen again. Some lobsters may wonder 'where did he go?' while wiser lobsters wonder if they'll be next and remorse. Imagine spending your days locked up, knowing it could be your time to go at any moment. Kind of sounds like real life, huh?

The difference is, lobsters don't have as much as we do. They probably don't really even know what's going on. We, as people, know that we have to die someday, just like the lobsters (tho, preferably, we won't die in the same manner [being eaten by humans]). The difference, between us and the lobsters, is we can make the best of the time we have. We can go places, meet people, and have fun.

Still, I think it sucks that those poor lobsters have to die.

I hope you liked this post. =]

Thursday, November 4, 2010

New Episode of The Vampire Diaries (don't worry, no spoilers)

Oh, em, freaking gee! That was...I mean...I...Oh, man...just...Seriously, Damon just...and...

I can't explain any of it without explaining all of it, and I don't want to ruin it for anyone who hasn't seen it yet, but I just have to say that was the most epic thing ever and I cried a little. I love this show and I love Damon Salvatore (and he's totally not evil, despite what everyone else says, he's just really conflicted inside)!

I seriously wish I knew Ian Somerhalder, or at least could contact him in some way, preferably I'd see him in person and I'd go up to him, hug him, and say "you're the most amazing actor ever". I'd add 'in the history of The Vampire Diaries' in my head, but not out loud, because in my mind he is the best ever, but others might see differently, plus I don't wanna ruin the compliment. 

Of course, in real life, if I saw him, I'd be too shy to go up and hug him. I wish I was brave. Oh, but I'd never go screaming fangirl on him or ask him to bite me, like some fans do. That's actually a little weird. I don't even want someone I know bite me, let alone a total stranger who's like 32. Maybe if he were younger. Just kidding, lol.

Okay, well, I think I've wasted your time rambling about my obsession with Damon Salvatore/Ian Somerhalder's acting. Later, guys.

PS- go watch The Vampire Diaries. It's amazing. I'll even shoot ya'll a link. Season 2, Episode 2. That's as far back as you can go on that site. Now, GO!!!!
PSS - don't think he's sexy? Check this out: it'll change your mind!